i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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