How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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