Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
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21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
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Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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