I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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