I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
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You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
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My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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