how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
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just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
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Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid