Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
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Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
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I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok