fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
What's dad's email?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips