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  Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.

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• (979): View more from Texas

  Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?

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  anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.

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• (707): View more from California

  please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale

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• (972): View more from Texas

  I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok

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