i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
My first STD was from a foam party
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
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Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
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Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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