is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
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Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
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I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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