He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Actions speak louder than pants.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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