He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
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