Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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