talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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