Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
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look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
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BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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