The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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