This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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