Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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