All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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