Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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