Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I need to stop coming to work sober
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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