So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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