he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
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It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
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I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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