For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
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so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
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All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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