she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
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You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
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We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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