went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
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yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
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I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”