absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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