We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
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Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
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Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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