I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
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I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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