I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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