yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I've blown a few things in my day
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Randomize
