quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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