Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
His nipple licking is glorious
Randomize
