don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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