dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
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there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
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He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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