I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
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Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
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Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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