check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Four minutes until I can fart!
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
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at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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