I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
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