Walk of Shame. In a state park.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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