You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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