you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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