He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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