No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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