at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
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You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
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my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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