my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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