Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
We're too hungover to prance.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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