Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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