New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
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i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
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I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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