I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
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whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
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he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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