I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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