Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
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don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
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Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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