i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Drunk is not a location!
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
