well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
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laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
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Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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