She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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