I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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