Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
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he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
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Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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