Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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