You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
we made out on top of his cat.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
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then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
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My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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