Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
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I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
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why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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